February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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#Bruce at the Movies with Josh Arntz: "My Name is...
Bruce Campbell is the greatest actor of his generation.” No, that’s not a quote from the back cover of the DVD or spewed from me as word vomit; that is pulled directly from the dialogue in My Name is Bruce. A film that can only be adequately described as the greatest piece of cinema to ever grace the world…ever. Rife with puns, double entendres, and rampant Asian stereotypes this movie had my...
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Bruceword Puzzle #1 KEY
For puzzle, click here. Don’t cheat, Bruce!
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1. suspensionofdisbrucelief / The mechanism by which an audience may better enjoy fiction
2. brucelipssinkships / American WWII propaganda phrase about “mum.”
3. wildbrucechase / A futile search, a great effort for which there is nothing to show
4. indbrucelabruce / A midwife may help do this
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#3 is Planet of the Apes
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WatchOn the “Trespass” episode of the How Did This Get Made podcast, Paul asks the listeners to make a Trespass trailer with goofy, cartoon music. So I did.
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